Every order is a tiny billboard

Wear it. Mean it.

Slogans designed to start arguments at the checkout. Every design on a unisex tee, with colours and sizes on each product page. Proceeds keep the campaign running. Print-on-demand

Pay Your Staff, Not My GuiltView & buy →Add to cart

Stop The TipView & buy →Add to cart

I Don't TipView & buy →Add to cart

Tipping Is TerrorismView & buy →Add to cart

Fuck The TipView & buy →Add to cart

I Will Die Before I TipView & buy →Add to cart

Tipping Killed My Entire Family unisex tee

Tipping Killed My Entire FamilyView & buy →Add to cart

No, I Don't Want To Add A Tip unisex tee

No, I Don't Want To Add A TipView & buy →Add to cart

20% Of Nothing Is Self-Respect unisex tee

20% Of Nothing Is Self-RespectView & buy →Add to cart

Service IncludedView & buy →Add to cart

End The Guilt TapView & buy →Add to cart

No Tips ⊘View & buy →Add to cart

🛠️ Store not wired up yet

These are design mockups. Connect a real checkout in about 30 minutes with Shopify (recommended, see the deployment guide). Then each "Add to cart" becomes a real Shopify Buy Button. Print-on-demand means zero inventory, so a shirt only gets printed once someone buys it.

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